There are two statues in a park

One was a nude man, and the other a nude women they had been facing each other across a path for a hundred years, one day an angel come down and with a single gesture brings the two to life. The angel tells them as a reward for being so patient through 100 blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most,

They look at each other, then both go running into the bushes.

The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes , the two return out of breath and laughing.

The angel tells them, Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?

He asks her 'shall we?'

She replies, 'oh, yes, let's ! But let's change positions.

This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you shit on his head.

6 Replies

  • Good one teamtrain :) :)

  • I absolutely love this very very funny I needed that this morning thanks. X

  • I didn't expect that ending ! :)

  • good one, didnt expect the quick funny ending brilliant

  • lol xx

  • Deeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!

    I thought they went for a well deserved pee!

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