Joke of the Day


Vern works hard at the Phone Company but spends Two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every


His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local Strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says,

"Hey, Vern! How ya doin?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

"Oh no," says Vern. "He's in my bowling league ."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Vern if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club.

I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Vern, starts to rub herself all over him and says...

"Hi Vern. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Vern's wife, now furious,

Grabs her purse and

Storms out of the club.

Vern follows and spots her getting into a cab.

Before she can slam the door, he jumps in

Beside her.

Vern tries desperately to explain how the stripper

Must have mistaken him for someone else,

But his wife is having none of it

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs,

Calling him every 4 letter word in the book..

The cabby turns around and says,

'Geez Vern, you picked up a real bitch this time.'



18 Replies

  • Lived before he died moral of the story keep on living

  • Laughed that was funny.

  • Not fair telling jokes at this hour of the morning Berwick! It's hard to stop laughing and I have enough trouble getting my breath. Pass the oxygen!

  • Very funny :)

  • Clever, Berwick.

  • My sympathies are with Vern!

  • Ha ha this is a good one, I wonder how many have done a Vern? lol

  • Oh yes that's so funny, the best one for some time lol :-)

  • Very good, poor old Vern.

  • Very good. X

  • Classic Berwick, my side hurt from laughing.

  • Ha Ha Should be a good funeral, can I come. :)

  • Like It ....Ha Ha Ha

  • LMHO x

  • That was very funny! xxx

  • lol thank you xx

  • poor vern,, ha ha very good

  • Treat yourself in peace!!!

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