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Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas

Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like

alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As

bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a

couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table and, next to

them, a single red rose!! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of

him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in

perfect order,spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the

aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the

bathroom mirror.

Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red

with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make

You your favourite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!

Love, Jillian"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,

steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His 16 year old son is also

at the table, eating.

Jack asks, "Son... What happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 a.m., pXssed out of your mind, you fell over

the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got

that black eye when you ran into the door. All in all, one hell of a

performance Dad."

Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order

and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table

waiting for me??"

His son replies, "Oh THAT... Mum dragged you to the bedroom, and when she

tried to take your trousers off, you screamed....

"Leave me alone, I'm married!!"

Broken Coffee Table £239.99

Hot Breakfast £4.20

Two Aspirins £0.38

Saying the right thing, at the right time. . PRICELESS

11 Replies

Thanks pergola, made me smile.

polly xx


Had me guessing till the end. Pergola.


So unbelievable but very funny. :) :) :)



Well done fantastic. xxxx


very good chuckle at that xxx :D


That was clever! xx


Started my day with a laugh, thank you x




Hey there pergola thankyou for getting my giggler working today,just brilliant.. :) Janexx


Hi Pergola. Ive seen that one before but it still made me smile. X


lol lovely thank you xx


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