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Another Joke for KOTC and his Angels

Subject: FW: 4 husbands

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered. "Interesting," the newsman thought....

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now - in her 80's - a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

(Wait for it)

She smiled and explained,

"I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

(Oh, just shut-up and send this one on to somebody who needs a laugh.)

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Thanks still giggling 20 mins later. KOTC would have loved it.

Brilliant, Berwick. Nice to remember King. I wish i could message him! Dont think they have broadband where he is. xx

Doesn't need broadband, his is watching all over us and is still laughing with his angels. Message him in your thoughts and he will get it. He is our Angel looking after his personal family and us his adopted family.xxxxx

Hi Berwick. That was very funny.

Thanks Berwick, nice to remember such a nice gentleman x

hehee, that was just his style :D

Hiya Berwick just great got my giggler going you are doing a grand job and I for one hope you continue my friend. :) Janexx

Thanks for that one Berwick, the tribute was well chosen and gave everyone some of the much missed humour.

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