British Lung Foundation

Having a good day?

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?"

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Brilliant Wowsa keep them coming. Matt

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Laughing so much I've got tears streaming down my face. Brilliant wowsa. xx

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haha, that really made me chuckle :D

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Well done! Wowsa

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Always find someone having a worse day made me smile thanks.

Ali

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It tickled me then had a cough.

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hey wowsa you have a sick mind....teeeee heee, that's good...anything from thinking about our breathing and lack of it....I knew a gal that had a day like that.........................................................................................................me. teeee haha hoho. love the brits.

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Love it more please.

polly xx

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Enjoyed that Wowsa lol :) Janexx

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Loved it, made my morning. Lol

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Brilliant!!

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Oh Wowsa,you do have some gooduns! xxx

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Good one. Thanks.x

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lol lovely thank you xx

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