Another Joke for KOTC

Subject: Fwd: Men just don't listen...

Wanda's dishwasher was broken, so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you."

"BUT whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!"

"I MUST STRESS TO YOU: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen.

But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.

Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"

To which the parrot replied, "Get him Spike!"

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  • Oh set me up for the day. Can't stop laughing. xx

  • Brilliant! Sounds just like what I'd do. Hate to think of the consequences!

  • Hi Berwick, Another great joke keep them coming they are making my day.Matt

  • Love it. KOTC would certainly have liked it as well. It was his sort of sense of humour. . X

  • This one made me laugh out loud, Julie x

  • What a good joke. A real cheer me up moment. Keep them coming berwick. Popplewell

  • Very funny got my giggler going.thanx Berwick :) Janexx

  • ARGH! Wow! who thought of this one?!?!?!

    I'm glad to "hear" your voice once more, Berwick. I hope you are OK.

  • Thank you for that berwick. Been missing you ... Alison :-) :-) :-) :-)

  • Great stuff Berwick! love it, keep it up :) xxxx

  • lol good thank you xx

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