Falling but OK so far.

[CornishBrian]

Morning. I am a little like the fella that fell off the top of the Empire States building. Every time he passed a window, he shouted " I'm alright so far".

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately.

When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard, which is full and bushy.

'Are you the manager?' she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.

'Actually, no,' he replies.

'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,' she says, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.

'I'm afraid I can't,' breathes the barman, clearly aroused. 'Is there anything I can do?'

‘Yes there is. I need you to give him a message,' she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them. 'Tell him,' she says, 'that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies' toilet.'

[scrobbitty]

Yep, I'm alright so far too LOL. Waiting for Superman to scoop me up .............. hmmmmm I said waiting for Superman ................ ouch! xx

[CornishBrian in reply to scrobbitty]

City centres...you need Batman and Dobbin.....better service I think.

[scrobbitty in reply to CornishBrian]

Hahahaha too late, now squished and feeling a bit let down by the super hero brigade.

[ptliverpool]

I think you are definately going to get into trouble for that one. Unfortunately!

[pergola1]

What a cruncher - smiley x

[cocksparra]

Goodbye think you will be missing soon but I loved it.

[johnwr]

Falling didn't hurt anybody. Landing? Now that's a different matter. It's all in the last hundredth of an inch.

[CornishBrian in reply to johnwr]

Certainly is. I think it's called the "Sudden Stop at the Bottom Syndrome".

[pandaz in reply to CornishBrian]

Same with flying no problem its crashing that spoils things

ps thanks for the hygiene reminder keep the bugs from spreading

[CornishBrian in reply to pandaz]

In the RAF, they refer to a landing as controlled crash....any landing you can walk away from is a good one.

[pandaz in reply to CornishBrian]

Budget airlines add extra £s for a walk away landing makes up for lost bandage sales

[Mavary]

Very good. Liked that one. X

[undine]

Pleased some enjoyed our earthy Cornish humour - are you a Jethro fan perchance?

[CornishBrian in reply to undine]

I'm his script writer....shame he messes some of them up.

[helingmic]

Aaaaaargh! Sh*t

[helingmic]

Some people shrink because of old age, obviously you did it sooner!