British Lung Foundation

Shell Shocked

Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."

Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"

Mother: "Because we need the eggs."

In the backwoods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night. The doctor was called in to assist in the delivery.

To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing." Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.

"Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's yet another wee one to come." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another baby.

"Now don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another!" cried the doctor.

The new father scratched his head in bewilderment and asked the doctor. "Do ya think it's the light that's attractin' them?"

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Well done, CB. I see you have lovely locks - die them blonde - giant SMILEY xx


Smiles all round


Thank you Brian. I was begining to think that we had no one to tell us some jokes now that King is in hospital (poor lamb) Keep up the good work :)


Just trying to keep things ticking over until the return of the King.


Wondered where King was didn't know he was in hospital, Hurry back home, Hoping you will be on the mend soon.x


It's nice to see some humour. That was very good. X


Couple of good uns.... X


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