Husband and wife chat

If I have posted this before, forgive me. I am getting to the stage where I can't remember what I did yesterday.

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading, when the wife looks over at him and says...

WIFE:

"What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND:

"Definitely not!"

WIFE:

"Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND:

"Of course I do..."

WIFE:

"Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND:

"Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE:

"You would?"(with a hurt look)

HUSBAND:

(makes audible groan)

WIFE:

"Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND:

"Sure, it's a great house.."

WIFE:

"Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND:

"Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE:

"Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND:

"Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE:

"Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND:

"That would seem like the proper thing to do.."

WIFE:

"Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND:

"No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE:

"Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND:

"Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE:

"Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND:

"No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: --

silence--

HUSBAND:

"Shit."

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  • Thats good, Wowsa. Have the same problem as you, cant remember what I had for lunch yesterday.

  • Very good I will send this to all my golfing friends...Thanks Wowsa

  • I pleased I can remember having read it before and it still made me chuckle :)

  • Yep, have heard it Wowsa, but worth a second read.

  • I've heard it before but I was still smiling. X

  • Good one..had me to the end...x

  • wowsa, I can't remember either if you told this story or not!

    Pretty quirky story!

  • I have a "memory" problem too but luckily the Wife has sewn my name in the back of my shirts! Sometimes I'm George and other days I'm St Michael!!

  • pope is diagnosed with testicular cancer,the only cure is to have sex, he agrees under four special conditions, the girl must be blind, deaf and dumb, that way she can't really identify him under any circumstances, asked what is the fourth condition, pope replies Big TITS.

  • Yes ,I do like that one.typical man! Whoops that sounds sexist!lol?

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