~~STRANGE ILLNESS~~ ADVENT 23

[KingoftheCocktails]

...................Advent 23

It was a doctor's last patient consultation of Christmas Eve.

A mother came in with her young daughter and asked if he would examine her because she had been showing some strange symptoms ,including a significant increase in weight, sickness most mornings and a number of strange cravings.

He checked her out very carefully and eventually told the mother that her daughter was unquestionably pregnant.

At which news she protested very strongly.

''Don't be ridiculous, my daughter has never been with a man''

The girl confirmed that this was true and added that she had never kissed a man.

The doctor studied the girl very carefully , then quietly stood up and walked to the window and stared out of it.

Suspecting the worst the mother asked if there was something wrong.

''No not really'' replied the doctor, '' It might just be coincidence, but last time this happened a bright star appeared in the East!

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~~ SINGALONG

Have your self a Merry Little Christmas>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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~~ IT'S A CRACKER

Doctor,Doctor,with all the excitement of Christmas I can't sleep.

Try lying on the edge of your bed.....you'll soon drop off

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KOTC

Remember,Christ is in Christmas all year long

BREATHE EASY =FRIENDSHIP

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