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~A day late ADVENT 19 KOTC

KingoftheCocktails•

10 years ago•9 Replies

...............................ADVENT 19

(Sorry for the delay but I was confined to bed)

A four year old boy is asked to say grace before Christmas dinner.

The boy thanks God for all his friends.

Then he thanks God for Mummy, Daddy, Brother, Sister, Grandma, Grandpa and all his Aunts and Uncles.

Then he begins to thank God for the food.

He gave thanks for the turkey, the potatoes, the cranberry sauce, and the mince pies.

Then there's a pause and the little boy looks up to his mother

''Mummy if I thank God for the sprouts ,won't he know that I'm lying?''

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~~ SINGALONG

Santa Claus is coming to town>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

**********************************************************************************************************************************~~ IT'S A CRACKER

What did the guest sing at the Eskimos Exmas party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow.

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KOTC

The star the shepherds saw that night

that lit the way for them

Still shines to guide

all those who seek

the light of Bethlehem

BREATHE EASY = FRIENDSHIP

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10 years ago

KOTC another cracker I think that it is more than the shepherds who have seen the light. Berwick xxx

casper9910 years ago

Awww, cute. x

10 years ago

Waiting for the calm after the meal thats my shining light now so busy !

katieoxo6010 years ago

The innocent remarks of children KOTC.Thank you for the post hope you are not still confined to bed, hope it was only so wifey could clean up.

sillywitch10 years ago

I always say my prayers Kingy, but hubby said I,ve got to stop this singing along milarky LOL, he says I,m to hum under my breath!! What breath I said

Hope your enforced rest did you some good, please just chill a while Richard

xxxx

Mavary10 years ago

Hi King . I don't know what all the fuss is about sprouts. I love them. Did you see on TV the other day that they have changed the taste of sprouts. Apparently they have made them sweeter so they taste like cabbage. I say bring back the traditional ones. They said that some people are more susceptible to the bitterness in them. That's why they have changed them. I say it's a shame. I hope they do still do some of the original ones. After that lesson. I liked the joke. Happy Christmas to you and your Wife. X

10 years ago

Good ones lol! I like Brussels,as long as there is nice & crunchy bits of bacon sprinkled over them! xxx

wowsa10 years ago

It is indeed a special time of the year for all who have seen the light. Many blessings.

helingmic10 years ago

may the star shine in the sky and in our heart.

I also wish you better health and hope your ribs are less painful too. As you know eating too much compresses the diaphragm! Si eat well but distribute it during the day. One mince pie every hour!

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