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~~~A day late ADVENT 19 ~~KOTC

...............................ADVENT 19

(Sorry for the delay but I was confined to bed)

A four year old boy is asked to say grace before Christmas dinner.

The boy thanks God for all his friends.

Then he thanks God for Mummy, Daddy, Brother, Sister, Grandma, Grandpa and all his Aunts and Uncles.

Then he begins to thank God for the food.

He gave thanks for the turkey, the potatoes, the cranberry sauce, and the mince pies.

Then there's a pause and the little boy looks up to his mother

''Mummy if I thank God for the sprouts ,won't he know that I'm lying?''



Santa Claus is coming to town>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

**********************************************************************************************************************************~~ IT'S A CRACKER

What did the guest sing at the Eskimos Exmas party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow.



The star the shepherds saw that night

that lit the way for them

Still shines to guide

all those who seek

the light of Bethlehem


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KOTC another cracker I think that it is more than the shepherds who have seen the light. Berwick xxx

Awww, cute. x

Waiting for the calm after the meal thats my shining light now so busy !

The innocent remarks of children KOTC.Thank you for the post hope you are not still confined to bed, hope it was only so wifey could clean up.

I always say my prayers Kingy, but hubby said I,ve got to stop this singing along milarky LOL, he says I,m to hum under my breath!! What breath I said :P

Hope your enforced rest did you some good, please just chill a while Richard


Hi King . I don't know what all the fuss is about sprouts. I love them. Did you see on TV the other day that they have changed the taste of sprouts. Apparently they have made them sweeter so they taste like cabbage. I say bring back the traditional ones. They said that some people are more susceptible to the bitterness in them. That's why they have changed them. I say it's a shame. I hope they do still do some of the original ones. After that lesson. I liked the joke. Happy Christmas to you and your Wife. X

Good ones lol! I like Brussels,as long as there is nice & crunchy bits of bacon sprinkled over them! xxx

It is indeed a special time of the year for all who have seen the light. Many blessings.

may the star shine in the sky and in our heart.

I also wish you better health and hope your ribs are less painful too. As you know eating too much compresses the diaphragm! Si eat well but distribute it during the day. One mince pie every hour!

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