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4 Worms In Church"

Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol . . . . . .. Dead .

The second worm in cigarette smoke . . . Dead .

Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Dead.

Fourth worm in good clean soil . . . Alive �

So the Minister asked the congregation,

"What did you learn from this demonstration?"

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .

"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate,

you won't have worms!"

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Love it - did all three and she is right, I have never had worms! Julie x


I don't like worms anyway. But I did like the joke.

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Thanx Wowsa I really enjoyed that made both myself and son chuckle. :) Janexx


Nice one ;-)))

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Sounds logical to me :)


very good


Hahaha, good one. x


Brilliant :-D

polly xx


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