Rules For Good Health

Subject: FW: good health

Six Basic Rules For Good Health

1. F***ing once a week is good for your health, every day is even better.

2. F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind & body.

3. F***ing refreshes you.

4. After F***ing don't eat too much ... Go for more liquids.

5. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol level !!!

SO ... REMEMBER ...

6. FISHING is good for your health and soul ...

And may the Good Lord cleanse your Filthy Mind

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  • read the headline and had to carry on thinking "what on earth" - very good

  • I`m A coalman, Not A fisherman!

    Any advice apart from soap for me??.

    Have a nice Christmas and Happy healthy New Year.

    Tom.

  • You almost had me fooled, Berwick. I was thinking how could he taunt the mods. Happy Christmas.

  • Caught me out as well....

    Nice one ;-)))

  • The mind boggles! It definately had me smiling. Ha! Ha!

  • and I thought it was farting lol x

  • Ssme here! Very good. x

  • Oh dear,very clever

    KOTC

  • brilliant just brilliant , it had me thinking how did that get past the thought police

  • well done berwick you had me wondering why I had poor health now i know got to go fxxxing

  • Actually the other type if 'fishing' is also very good for our well being, self esteem, creates pleasure hormones that beat the

    stress in our minds and our bodies, also very relaxing, and affirming, x x x

  • Brilliant Berwick, never thought of fishing.

  • Wanted to put this in practice, ha,ha,ha, ha!

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