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Daily Christmas Friday Laughter

Good Morning

I thought that I would give myself a wee pick me up and

this Christmas Daily Friday Laughter is just for you

Please enjoy.

Berwick xxxx

One little star on the top of the tree,

Two little presents underneath for me,

Three silver ropes twisted around the tree,

Four colored lights shining prettily,

Five shining balls flowing silvery.

Oh, what a sight for use to see!


I made a Christmas wish for you,

For a holiday full of pleasure,

Friends and family all around,

And memories to treasure.


May this holiday season

leave you with precious memories:

A Christmas filled with love and light

perfect gifts, delicious foods,

love and joy all around.

A New Year with continuing blessings

friends, family, good work, great fun,

and delightful surprises.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!


christmas poem

We’re thinking of you at Christmas time,

Sending this cordial Christmas rhyme,

With our very best wishes and heartfelt good cheer;

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!


Poinsettia smiles in winter.

People know Christmas is nearer.

Yellow pistil with red leaves appear

In all greeting cards every year.


Christmas is a time of joy,

A time for love and cheer,

A time for making memories,

To last throughout the year


A Christmas candle is a lovely thing;

It makes no noise at all,

But softly gives itself away;

While quite unselfish, it grows small.


Love came down at Christmas;

Love all lovely, love divine;

Love was born at Christmas,

Stars and angels gave the sign.


After the gifts have been opened

After the tree is gone

After the carols have faded

May the happiness linger on.Merry Christmas


All the elves at the North Pole are pooped

Their wee little eyes red and drooped

Making train sets and dolls

High tech toys or round balls

And since Santa left, well nigh to looped.


A Naughty Little Poem

She whispered ‘will it hurt me? ‘

‘Of course not’ answered he

‘It’s a very simple process,

You can rely on me.’


The sky was dark

the moon was high

all alone just her and I

Her hair so soft

her eyes so blue

I knew just what she wanted to do


May the good times & treasures

of the present become the

golden memories of tomorrow.

Wish u lots of love, joy & happiness.



Christmas is for children.

But it is for grown-ups too.

Even if it is a headache,

a chore, & nightmare,

it is a period of essential

defrosting of chill & hide-bound hearts.

The Santa Claus at the shopping mall was very surprised when a young lady aged about 20 years old walked up and sat on his lap. Now, we all know that Santa doesn’t usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him and asked ‘What do you want for Christmas?’ ‘Something for my mother, please,’ replied young lady sweetly. ‘Something for your mother? Well, that’s very loving and thoughtful of you,’ smiled Santa. ‘What do would you like me to bring her?’ Without pausing, the lady answered quickly, ‘A millionaire son-in-law.’

Bert, aged 25. ‘My wife’s an angel’.

Don, aged 57. ‘Your lucky, mine is still alive’.

Good King Wenceslas phoned Domino’s for a pizza.

The salesgirl asked him:-

‘Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?’

Why did the little boy push his bed into the fireplace?

He wanted to sleep like a log.

What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?

Sandy claws.

Question: What was wrong with the boy’s brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Answer: Forty feet of track – all straight!

Question: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Answer: Ribbon hood.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Snow who?

Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name again!.

Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey – he’s always stuffed

What did the big candle say to the little candle ? I'm going out tonight !


Who's there ? Mary Mary who ? Mary Christmas !


Q. What's red & white & red & white &red & white & red & white??? A. Santa Claus Rolling down a Hill !!!



What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail? She'd go to a "re-tail" shop for a new one!


How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party? Chick to chick!


Why is Santa Claus always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.


What do you have in December that’s not in any other month? The letter D!


Christmas is the time when people put so many bulbs on the outside of their houses, you don't know if they're celebrating the birth of Jesus or General Electric.


What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.


Knock Knock

Who's there?


Wenceslas who?

Wenceslas train home?


Friendship is like a violin the music may stop now and then, but the strings will last forever.


Christmas is truly a magical moment.

Your money disappears into thin air.


The year you stop believing in Santa Claus is the year you start getting clothes for Christmas.


What is the best Christmas present in the world?

A broken drum - you can’t beat it…


What’s furry and minty?

A polo bear.

How do snowmen get around?

They ride an icicle.

What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?

You get tinsel-itus!

Actually seems to shake like TWO bowls full of jelly.

Bowl full of jelly, my ass. It’s water retention.

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

He likes to ho-ho-ho.

What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?

Anything you want. He can’t hear you!

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Oakham who?

Oakham all ye faithful.

A man simply would not care if you were naughty or nice.

Constantly whining about equality until it’s time to clean out the reindeer stalls.

You know you are going to be old,

when Santa starts looking younger.

Cinderella was a poor football player- Do you know the reason?

Answer: She used to run away from the ball.

Name the special part of your body during Christmas?

Answer: mistletoe.

Hope that you enjoyed them

Please have a great weekend

Breath Easy My Friends

Berwick xxxx

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Amazin haha xx


Ha Ha Ha. Oh dear Berwick wonderful. Thoroughly enjoyed them. Hope you are progressing health wise and taking care of yourself and still obeying your Wife.


As always Suzy LOL Berwick xxx

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Thank you have a lovely Christmas Berwick xx


Very festive, Berwick. I wish you a great Christmas and a much healthier year x

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Hi Berwick. There were certainly some crackers there. Thanks!

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Nice to see you're in the Christmas SPIRIT



Saving some for boxing day same as we do with the turkey


Berwick you've made my poor ribs ache again. ;-0


Good ones Berwick hope you're feeling better now,have a great Xmas, xxxx


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