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~~For BLF HealthUnlockders ~~ADVENT 13~~Join in the spirit

.............................WEB ADDICTION HOLIDAY SING ALONG!

..............................(Sung to the tune of ''Winter Wonderland.''

Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',

From my mouth drool is glist'nin',

I'm happy although

My boss let me go--

Happily addicted to the web.

All night long, I sit clicking,

Unaware time is ticking,

There's beard on my cheek,

Same clothes for a week

Happily addicted to the Web!

Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, ''Yo, man!

Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?''

With a listless shrug, I mutter, ''' No man ;

I just discovered laugh-a-dot-com!''

Happily addicted to the Web!

I don't phone , don't send faxes,

Don't go out, don't pay taxes

Who cares if someday

They drag me away?

Happily addicted to the Web!

Happ-ilyyyyy, ad-dict-eeeed to the Weeeeeb!!! (Yeah!)

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~~SING-ALONG

Ding dong merrily on high........

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~~IT'S A CRACKER

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Snowballs!

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KOTC

BREATHE EASY =FRIENDSHIP

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Oh KotC - excellent! lol Julie

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HaHaHa ! x

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Is there a like button that should be clicked ?

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The ghost of Christmas past telling me why my eyesight is failing fast

log out or go smiling well has to be a big sunny smile.

Ali

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Singing away to that one, so funny - and so true. xxx

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I liked that one about being addicted to the web. I think it gives company to many people, and of course lots of laughter. I have noticed comments from quite a few people on their own that like a get together.

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Ive said before my singing should not be encouraged I can murder even ding dong merrily so cats are the only ones joining in with the chorus, Smile seeing there are more like me who loose track of time on computers though.

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You know me well King. My Husband tells me off for being on the I Pad for too long. I guess I'm hooked. X

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Tis better than the tv for sure on occasions.Hows you feeling Kotc? riblets :) :( chest and germs :( :) Janexx

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Ribs are improving but I still have to be careful Jane

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