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Santa's bad day

It was supposed to be a happy time, but it wasn't. Santa was really peed off.

It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right. Mrs. Claus had burned all the Christmas cookies. The Elves were moaning about not getting paid for the overtime they had put in while making toys, and the reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and were dead drunk. They had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and crashed it into a tree, breaking off one of the runners.

Santa was beside himself with anger. "I CAN"T believe it! I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours from now and all my reindeer are drunk, my Elves are on strike and I don't even have a Christmas tree! I sent that stupid Little Angel out HOURS ago to find a tree and she isn't even back yet! What am I going to do?"

Just then the little Angel opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree. She says: "Yo,Santa, where do you want me to stick the Christmas tree this year?????"

And thus the tradition of Angels perched atop the Christmas trees came to pass!

Bobby xx

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Excellent...thanks for the laugh

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Nice one Bobby

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Ho Ho Ho! Well done :) x

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:)

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Brilliant Bobby, cheered up an otherwise dreary day. xx :-0

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Nice one Bobby Berwick

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Naughty step again Bobby ,love it Dorothy xxx

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Aw come on Dorothy, that's the third time this week you have had me on the naughty step. lol

Bobby xxx

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that's the sort of comment too expect from me ,i worked with nursery children for 33 year s lol xxx

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phillips. that's a good stepping exercise. I hope you have your walkman, step up, step down, step up...

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Love it Bobby - but guess who won't be getting presents this year Julie x

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Blast, I was hoping for some pants to match the socks I got last year. lol

Bobby xxx

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Enjoyed that, Bobby.

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Good one Bobby! xxx

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