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Once apon a time

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess. "Will you marry me?"

The Princess said "NO!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went

fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank

beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat

up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End.

Just a teeser from

Berwick xxx

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Hahaha! I love it! :D xxx

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Good one, Berwick x

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I love a good fairy tale - lol Julie xxx

Loved the farting bit berwick, made me chuckle ! !

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Nice one again


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Oh yes I love it lol.

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Oh Berwick. That's really funny.

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Berwick, is it fair to tease the "happliy" married men like that, & so close to Christmas :P

Nice one :) xxxx

Enjoyed that really funny

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Dont think so, he he, the Princess said nothing after she was turned down. he he he

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Thank you Berwick, made me an hubby laugh and that's got to be good he is a bit down at the moment. keep them coming.

polly xx

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Hits the Chuckle Button ;-)))

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Utopia...especially the motor bike. Happiness is pulling flies out of your teeth at 70 mph.

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