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~~KOTC~~ADVENT 5~~ GREETINGS OF THE SEASON

ADVENT

Santa kept having the same strange dream every night,

so he made an appointment to see a doctor.

Doctor: ''What was your dream about?''

Santa :'' I was being chased by a vampire.''

Doctor: (Smiling to himself) So ...what is the scenery like?

Santa: I was running in a hall way.

Doctor: Then what happened?

Santa: Well that's the weird thing, In every single , the same thing happened.

I always come to this door, but I can't open it'

I keep pushing the door, but it wouldn't budge!

Doctor: Does the door have anything written on it?

Santa : Yes it does.

Doctor : And what do these letters say?

Santa: It says ''PULL''

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~~SING

Scarlet ribbons for her hair

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~~IT'S A CRACKER

How do you know there is a snowman in your bed?

You wake up wet

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KOTC

BREATHE EASY = FRIENDSHIP

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Brilliant as ever King, funny thing - I have that dream too!! xx

Your usual funny self KOTC, hope you are recovering slowly.

Pulled another cracker keep up the smiles

Ali

Keep it going KOTC. Santa will leave you a nice pressie. Berwick x

Another one that made me smile! M x

You did it again. You had me giggling to myself. Nice one King Of The Cocktails.

lol thank you x

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