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~~KOTC~~ADVENT 5~~ GREETINGS OF THE SEASON

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ADVENT

Santa kept having the same strange dream every night,

so he made an appointment to see a doctor.

Doctor: ''What was your dream about?''

Santa :'' I was being chased by a vampire.''

Doctor: (Smiling to himself) So ...what is the scenery like?

Santa: I was running in a hall way.

Doctor: Then what happened?

Santa: Well that's the weird thing, In every single , the same thing happened.

I always come to this door, but I can't open it'

I keep pushing the door, but it wouldn't budge!

Doctor: Does the door have anything written on it?

Santa : Yes it does.

Doctor : And what do these letters say?

Santa: It says ''PULL''

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~~SING

Scarlet ribbons for her hair

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~~IT'S A CRACKER

How do you know there is a snowman in your bed?

You wake up wet

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KOTC

BREATHE EASY = FRIENDSHIP

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Brilliant as ever King, funny thing - I have that dream too!! xx

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katieoxo60

Your usual funny self KOTC, hope you are recovering slowly.

Pulled another cracker keep up the smiles

Ali

Keep it going KOTC. Santa will leave you a nice pressie. Berwick x

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Mocarey

Another one that made me smile! M x

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Mavary

You did it again. You had me giggling to myself. Nice one King Of The Cocktails.

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undine

lol thank you x

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