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[KingoftheCocktails]

....................ADVENT

..........................Turkey story

A new young bride calls her mother in tears.

She sobs. he doesn't appreciate what I do for him.

''Now ,now.'' her mother comforted,'' I am sure it was all a misunderstanding.''

''No , mother you don't understand . I bought a frozen turkey breast and

he yelled and screamed at me about the price,''

''Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate,'' says her mum,'' Those turkey breasts are only a few quid,''

''No mother it wasn't the price of the turkey. It was the aeroplane ticket,''

Aeroplane ticket......What did you need an aeroplane ticket for?''

''Well mother ,when I went to cook it, I looked at the directions on the packet

and it said cook in frozen state, so I flew to Alaska.''

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~Sing.

''I'm dreaming of a white Christmas''

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~It's a cracker

Good King Wenceslas phoned for a pizza.

The sales girl asked him,''Do you want your usual ?

Deep pan,crisp and even?''

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~KOTC

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