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[KingoftheCocktails]

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After a tiring ,a commuter settled down in his seat

and closed his eyes.

As the train rolled out of the station,

the woman sitting next to him pulled out her mobile phone

and started talking in a loud voice.

''Hi sweetheart it's me, I'm on the train.

Yes I know it's six thirty and not four thirty, but I had a long meeting.

No, darling, not with that guy from the accounts office

It was with my boss.

No ,sweetheart you are the only one in my life.

Yes ,I'm sure, cross my heart.''

Fifteen minutes later she was still talking loudly

The young guy sitting next to her had enough

and leaned over and said into her phone

''Darling, hang up on the phone and come back to bed.''

She doesn't use her mobile phone in public anymore.

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[Hidden]

That's a corker,good laugh,before settling down for the night xxx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

Smile in your sleep Wendells

[sadie1951]

Lol! Wouldn't you just love to put one of these inconsiderate people in their place? Sadie xx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to sadie1951]

I would love to do it Sadie, but I find it better to keep quiet

[newlands]

Oh i really love that one take care love Dorothy xxx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to newlands]

Thank you Dorothy

[Hidden]

I must remember this when I'm on the bus next. Brilliant. xx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

Be careful who you speak to with their phone on poemsgalore on the bus !

[silversurfer]

Wish I had the courage to do this

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to silversurfer]

Me too silversurfer

[scrobbitty]

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to scrobbitty]

What faces scrobbity!

[appyalison]

Oh king, if only I could do that or something similar. Brilliant! Alison

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to appyalison]

I haven't got the courage Alison

[initial]

If only I had the courage to do that x

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to initial]

I wish I had initial

[KingoftheCocktails]

I agree with that pergola

[Mavary]

Oh King. You are wicked. That was a good one.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Mavary]

Bit of a loud joke!!! Mavary

[nannyb]

Hello King, really like that one, my daughter is next to me reading it, and says that's something I would do. I don't know what she means, I'm just a nice quite little lady. Nannyb xx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to nannyb]

Some people get mixed up with what think they are nannyb. Nothing to worry about!

[undine]

very good lol thank you xx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to undine]

Thank you for your kind response undine.it is lovely when people make a comment.

[junespoon]

Its "A Kracker"X

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to junespoon]

Ta junespoon

[poppyval]

That's brilliant King. If we all had the nerve to do that we could silence a lot of mobile users. Lol. Cheryl

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to poppyval]

That is oh so true Cheryl xxx

[helingmic]

Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaar! Hubby was gullible too!!!

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to helingmic]

I guess so helingmic