...Presents from a Sheik
There was a businesswoman who just made
millions of dollars for an Arabian Oil Sheik.
When she was leaving the Oil Sheik
Offered her diamonds and rubies and
a silver plated Rolls Royce
but she declined
The Sheik insisted so she said she had just started golf
and maybe a set of golf clubs would be nice
A few weeks later she received a telegram from the Sheik
''So far I have bought you 3 golf clubs.
I hope you aren't disappointed that only 2 of them have swimming pools.''
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