~PRESENTS FROM A SHEIK

[KingoftheCocktails]

...Presents from a Sheik

There was a businesswoman who just made

millions of dollars for an Arabian Oil Sheik.

When she was leaving the Oil Sheik

Offered her diamonds and rubies and

a silver plated Rolls Royce

but she declined

The Sheik insisted so she said she had just started golf

and maybe a set of golf clubs would be nice

A few weeks later she received a telegram from the Sheik

''So far I have bought you 3 golf clubs.

I hope you aren't disappointed that only 2 of them have swimming pools.''

KOTC

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[Toci]

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Toci]

A smile for each golf club Toci

[nannyb]

Afternoon King, Like it, I could do with meeting a Sheik. My mother all ways said, when I was younger. That I could sell sand to the Arabs. Take it easy, Nannyb xx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to nannyb]

What went wrong nannyb ?

[nannyb in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

Morning King, Not enough Arabs where I lived. Hope your feeling better, and on the mend. Take care Nannyb xx

[Mavary]

Nice one King I wouldn't mind being bought three golf clubs. Only trouble is I would probably be bought a child's plastic set.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Mavary]

THINK BIG Mavary

[Mavary in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

I do King but I haven't won the lottery yet.

[silversurfer]

Wish I could meet him. Hope your ribs are healing and you are not in too much pain

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to silversurfer]

I'll see what I can arrange silversurfer

[CornishBrian]

Thanks. A good one again. Do I presume that good health is returning to you or at least an improvement on the ill health of the last few weeks?

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to CornishBrian]

Slighty,ribs still hurt when I cough CornishBrian

[katieoxo60]

It took two reads of that one before I twigged, so you can have a good chuckle at my thickness, must be getting old the brains a bit slow. Hope you are well today enjoy your evening.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to katieoxo60]

Thanks katieoxo,ribs still playing up

[undine]

now why can't I find a friend like that lol very good thank you xx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to undine]

You never know who is around the corner undine

[longlungs]

Nice one, oh to dream! Thanx KOTC Janexx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to longlungs]

Dreaming keep on dreaming Jane xxx

[KingoftheCocktails]

Worth it's weight in golf clubs pergola