..................QUICK WIT

..............Quick Wit

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street,

''But officer,'' the man began ''I can explain,''

''Just be quiet,'' snapped the officer

'' I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back..''

''But officer I just wanted to say....'' ''And I told you to be quiet You're going to jail !''

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said.

''Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter's wedding

He'll be in a good mood when he gets back.''

''Don't count on it.'' answered the fellow in the cell,

''I'm The Groom''.

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  • Hohoheehee! super KOTC!!! I hope you are feeling better :) x

  • Thank you for your kind words hufferpuffer

  • :) :) :) xx

  • Good to see you back - and on form too!

  • Thanks wowsa

  • lol good game KOTC hows your chest and ribby's.:) Janexx

  • Chest and ribby's are awful Jane

  • owowow couldnt get a worse combi could you :( so sorry just hope time passes quick till your healed. :) Janexx

  • Now your back on form again giving us all a giggle, but not sure too much laughing is good for broken ribs. Keep em coming though.KOTC

  • I mustn't laugh or cough katieoxo60

  • Very good King. Loved it.

  • Thanks Mavary

  • on top form king :D regards Dozy

  • Did it wake you from hibernation Dozy?

  • Hahaha hehehe hohoho, thank you king. That was great. Thinking of you and hoping you are recouperating. :-) :-) Alison

  • I am resting a lot ,no choice.Alison

  • Evening King, Loved it as all ways. nannyb xxx

  • Thanks nannyb,it means a lot to me

  • Good one King :-) x

  • I King I enjoyed that, glad you got your witty side again, hope you are on the mend, and be nice to your poor wife. if you are like my husband, men make bad patients.

    jan

  • Bad patient! a bit of sympathy from my poor wife wouldn't go amiss jan

  • Excellent another good one - thank you xx

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