................I JUST LOVE THIS '''''''''''TWO BROOMS

[KingoftheCocktails]

......................Two brooms

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know

each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was ,of course , the bride broom, the other was the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.

The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.

The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom,

''I think I'm going to have a little broom !''

''IMPOSSIBLE!'' said the groom broom

Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt!!!!

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'' WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER !''

Oh for goodness sake....Laugh or at least groan.

Life's too short not to enjoy

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And the best man says:

''Sounds to me like she's been sweeping around !''

BROOM BROOM

KOTC

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