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................I JUST LOVE THIS '''''''''''TWO BROOMS

......................Two brooms

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know

each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was ,of course , the bride broom, the other was the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.

The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.

The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom,

''I think I'm going to have a little broom !''

''IMPOSSIBLE!'' said the groom broom

Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt!!!!












Oh for goodness sake....Laugh or at least groan.

Life's too short not to enjoy




And the best man says:

''Sounds to me like she's been sweeping around !''




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Ha Ha Ha. We love.

Swept you off your feet Suzy6

Oh dear me, king, that was so funny even Martyn groaned! Thank you. How are you feeling? Better I hope. :-) :-) :-) Alison

At least Martyn replied Alison

New broom sweeps clean - ouch, annie xx

Ouch indeed annie !

Nice one Richard. Good to see you back on your feet.


Nearly up and about .I hope. I am doing what I am told at the moment Bobby

Really enjoyed it. Glad you are back. Joyce

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Hope to be back to normal soon Joyce

Ahhh Mr & Mrs Sweep and and their little sweeps bless.loved it KOTC take care of yourself. :) Janexx

What a Sweeping family Jane

Very funny, hope you are feeling better. x

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Keep being swept back to bedToci

Evening King, Just reading your Broom Joke, and got a pain in chest. laughing at your joke took my mind of it. Thank you as all ways. Nannyb xxx

I hope your chest is better today nannybxxx

That is one sweeping joke.

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One big sweep Mavary

Im glad you warned me :)

My pleasure silversurfer

So everything was swept clean again?! xx

No dirt on this site Wendells

It had to be you KOTC Great one. Berwick

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Thanks berwick

Did he give her the 'Brush-Off' after that King ?

Yep He swept her away dukes

oh dear KOTC a littel groan and yes ok a little smile - at least it was a clean joke - so pleased you are feeling better again xx

Not feeling all that great undine. I have had this flu type bug for four weeks now, it just keeps coming and going. All humour from KOTC is going to be clean from now on. I did a little survey over the last 8 weeks and the same voice came out loud and clear . 'CLEAN'


was only joking KOTC don't really want clean ones - sorry you still not feeling great will telepathically tell your 'bug' to bug off for good - hope you feel better soon xxx

should I ring the helpline, or the Samaritans, I can get over my fit of laughter!

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