................I JUST LOVE THIS '''''''''''TWO BROOMS

......................Two brooms

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know

each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was ,of course , the bride broom, the other was the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.

The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.

The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom,

''I think I'm going to have a little broom !''

''IMPOSSIBLE!'' said the groom broom

Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt!!!!

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'' WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER !''

Oh for goodness sake....Laugh or at least groan.

Life's too short not to enjoy

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And the best man says:

''Sounds to me like she's been sweeping around !''

BROOM BROOM

KOTC

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  • Ha Ha Ha. We love.

  • Swept you off your feet Suzy6

  • Oh dear me, king, that was so funny even Martyn groaned! Thank you. How are you feeling? Better I hope. :-) :-) :-) Alison

  • At least Martyn replied Alison

  • New broom sweeps clean - ouch, annie xx

  • Ouch indeed annie !

  • Nice one Richard. Good to see you back on your feet.

    Bobby

  • Nearly up and about .I hope. I am doing what I am told at the moment Bobby

  • Really enjoyed it. Glad you are back. Joyce

  • Hope to be back to normal soon Joyce

  • Ahhh Mr & Mrs Sweep and and their little sweeps bless.loved it KOTC take care of yourself. :) Janexx

  • What a Sweeping family Jane

  • Very funny, hope you are feeling better. x

  • Keep being swept back to bedToci

  • Evening King, Just reading your Broom Joke, and got a pain in chest. laughing at your joke took my mind of it. Thank you as all ways. Nannyb xxx

  • I hope your chest is better today nannybxxx

  • That is one sweeping joke.

  • One big sweep Mavary

  • Im glad you warned me :)

  • My pleasure silversurfer

  • So everything was swept clean again?! xx

  • No dirt on this site Wendells

  • It had to be you KOTC Great one. Berwick

  • Thanks berwick

  • Did he give her the 'Brush-Off' after that King ?

  • Yep He swept her away dukes

  • oh dear KOTC a littel groan and yes ok a little smile - at least it was a clean joke - so pleased you are feeling better again xx

  • Not feeling all that great undine. I have had this flu type bug for four weeks now, it just keeps coming and going. All humour from KOTC is going to be clean from now on. I did a little survey over the last 8 weeks and the same voice came out loud and clear . 'CLEAN'

    KOTC

  • was only joking KOTC don't really want clean ones - sorry you still not feeling great will telepathically tell your 'bug' to bug off for good - hope you feel better soon xxx

  • should I ring the helpline, or the Samaritans, I can get over my fit of laughter!

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