..................Loud music

Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it.

I was in a coffee shop recently when my stomach started rumbling,

and I realised I desperately needed break wind.

The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief

and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music .

After a couple songs I began to feel much better.

I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me.

I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my I Pod

That is what happens when old people start using technology.



27 Replies

  • Oh deary me that is funny :) x

  • Did it blow you away? chellshock

  • Kingy I,m SHOCKED!!! you FART & in public!!!! I had no idea standards had slipped so low! & you our standard bearer in all matters decorum

    PMSL :P :P :P

    THe Witch xxxx

  • Not my usual, just something that came to pass sillywitch

  • King, what song were you listening to at the time, was it 'I love the sound of breaking wind', whoops glass. Ha Ha

  • No Dall05 think he was listening to Bob Dylan's 'Blowing in the Wind' ha, ha right KOTC?

  • could have been the F.......'Art of Noise' :)

  • Possible undine

  • Not to sure! Tony

  • You are so funny! Where do you get it from.

  • A little bit here a little bit there Mavary

  • Hahaha oooer pardon you sir :) Ihad a moment with a new boyfriend,we were out for dinner I dropped my serviette our waiter saw this and we both bent down at the same time to the sound of an explosion making its escape from me ,I wanted the floor to open up,the waiter looked embarrassed and hurried off,as I nervously fidgeted my boyfriend said" did you hear that waiter fart cant believe that" "I know" I was not able to admit and just fluffed around the conversation ooops! :) Janexx

  • Dropped on there didn't you Jane

  • absolutely hysterical! M xx

  • Have you stopped laughing yet Mocary

  • It's a cracker x

  • Sounded like it Lurcherman

  • More of an 'I Pong' than an I Pod by the sound of it King !

  • Very clever dukes

  • Better out than in.

  • True poemsgalore

  • Where 'er you be .............

  • let the wind blow free, for the holdeth of the wind was the death of me' Eh wowsa

  • good one King, hubby and I had a good laugh


  • Pass it around Jan

  • king not really into jokes but could read or listen to yours all day they are they are so funny, keep breathing mate and dont ever leave this site has i think many of us sometimes need cheering up

  • That is what I like doing. Cheering people up music

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