Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it.
I was in a coffee shop recently when my stomach started rumbling,
and I realised I desperately needed break wind.
The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief
and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music .
After a couple songs I began to feel much better.
I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me.
I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my I Pod
That is what happens when old people start using technology.
BREATHE EASY = FRIENDSHIP