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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scot were sitting in a bar. The view

was fantastic, the beer excellent, the food exceptional.

"Y'ken," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back hame. Why,

in Glasgow there's a wee bar called McTavish's. Now, the landlord there goes

out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks, he will

buy the 5th drink for you."

"Well," said the Englishman, "at my local, The Red Lion, the barman

there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first two."

"Ahhh, that's nuttin," said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin there's

O'Driscoll's Bar. Now, the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you

a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then, when you've had enough

drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the

house."

"Wow," said the Englishman, "did this actually happen to you?"

"Not me, myself, personally, no," said the Irishman "but it happened

to me sister!"

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  • Ha, ha. That was so funny. M xx

  • Enjoyed that very much - SMILEY

  • Lovely

    KOTC

  • Lol very good thank you xx

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