''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''WALKING HOME'''''''''''''''''HEE Hee

......................Walking Home,creepy!

A man is walking home

alone late one foggy night......

when behind him he hears:

BUMP>>>

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BUMP>>>

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BUMP>>>

Walking faster , he looks back

and through the fog

he makes out the image of an upright casket

banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP>>>

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Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home,

the casket bouncing quickly behind him

FASTER>>>

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FASTER>>>

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BUMP>>>

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BUMP>>>

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BUMP>>>

He runs up to his door,

fumbles with his keys,

opens the door,

rushes in,

slams and locks the door behind him.

However, the casket crashes through his door,

with the lid of the casket clapping

clappity BUMP>>>

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clappity BUMP>>>

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clappity BUMP>>>

on his heels, the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in.

His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breathe is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something,

anything ,but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket....

and,

(hopefully you are ready for this!!!)

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The coffin stops

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33 Replies

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  • Hehe..I didn't see that coming ! :)

  • It did come though Puffthemagicdragon

  • ROFPMSL, oh well done young man!!! thats a beaut :D :D :D :D

    The Witch

    xxxx

  • The Witch commented ,YOUNG man! I love her so much

  • Good one, made me laugh.

  • Thanks rick1.I try to please

  • What are you like KOTC, LOL Berwick

  • Ask the wife for an answer Berwick

  • Evevnig, Still laughing, I didn't see that coming as well. Keep them coming, better than any meds. Nannyb xxx

  • Keep taking your daily tonic prescription nannyb.

  • It might be the cough

    that carries you off,

    but it's the coffin

    they carry you off in.

  • Very apt johnwr

  • Well done, majestically good. x

  • OBE<MBE just tell me what you would like Toci

  • CDM?

  • Bar of chocolate on it's way

  • Aww thought it was his wife finding a way of getting him home sooner. lol :)

  • That's a good thought nanaber

  • Definitely didn't see that one coming. Fantastic. M xx

  • Open your eyes Mocary!

  • Brilliant pacing. Loved the layout of the text. Thanks. Diana

  • Thank you for noticing the loving way the text was laid out Diana!

  • Oh KOTC, I had heard it before but it is so funny I had to read it all right to the end.

  • Poetry in motion poemsgalore

  • I hadn't heard it before but it is VERY appropriate for this forum.

    Really Good :)

  • Thank you, Thank you, Thank you ptliverpool

  • Only one thing I can say to that OMG :) :) :)

  • Oh My Gracious? silversurfer

  • Hilarious, thank you king. :-) :-) Alison

  • That was a bumper joke Alison

  • Oh dear! I certainly didn't see that one coming. Very good!

  • It bumped it's way to you Mavary

  • ho,ho,ho very good - thanks xx

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