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Roger went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but if you're going to treat it, first you've got to promise not to laugh." "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," Roger said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor has ever seen. Unable to control himself, the doctor fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry," he said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen."

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Brilliant Joan. Love it.

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You devil you,I am not going to say that the patient was me with a different name.

KOTC

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Like it very funny

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Good one Joan. Nannyb xxx

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Love it.

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Dirty girl x xx

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very funny :)

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Very funny Joan, hopefully I won't be laughed at by my Doctor :)

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