I was fixing some sheeting over my chicken run but as I climbed onto the Coop, which is about 7 to 8 foot high, I knocked my ladder over so I was stranded on the roof with no way down!!!
No problem, I thought, mobile phone in my pocket just ring the wife and she can sort the ladder out! WRONG!! She's having forty winks in the front room and all I kept getting was an Answer Machine!! Ten minutes of Answer Machine calls later she came out to see why I wasn't having Forty Winks too!!
Then it took another five minutes for her to stop laughing to sort the ladder and get me down WOMEN!!!