~~~~~~~~~~~Taken from BE Nottingham news sheet . ~HEE Hee

[KingoftheCocktails]

...............................ONE WISE MAN

One night, KOTC who was in no fit shape to drive , wisely left his car in the car park and walked home.

As he was walking unsteadily along the road he was stopped by a policeman

''What are you doing out here at 2am in the morning ?'' asked the officer

''I'm going to a lecture'' replied KOTC

''And just who is going to give a lecture at this hour?'' the policeman asked

'' My wife'' came the reply.

KOTC

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[Suzy6]

Ha Ha Ha love it.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Suzy6]

BEN Always good for a laugh Suzy6

[Hidden]

Nice One KOTC. Berwick

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

They like a laugh at BEN

[nannyb]

Good one Nannyb xx

[Hidden]

King, you are a bit of a devil. WOW!!

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

Way past my bed time wasn't it annieseed

[Hidden]

Love it. Joyce

[Mocarey]

Another funny one. M

[Toci]

Funny.

[Hidden]

made me smile,could just imagen it! xx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

Me staggering along the road?

[appyalison]

Thank you king. That remunds me, it's a while since I lectured Marty! Alison

[breather in reply to appyalison]

That sounds about right to me lol.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to breather]

Now Now!!! breather

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to appyalison]

Don't be to hard on Marty

[mahunamoon]

loved it hahahahahahah Joan x

[helingmic]

aha ha ha! She was waiting for you complete with a rolling pin!

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to helingmic]

She probably was, I didn't feel it helingmic

[undine]

very good thank you x