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Embarrassment +++++

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him. She says, 'Hello.' He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he asks, 'Do you know me?'

To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.So he asks, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table,with all my buddies watching, while your girl friend whipped my butt with wet celery?'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

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Read that once, then read it a second time, and then giggled.

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enjoyed that joke good one Nannyb xx

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You're always good for a laugh wowsa

KOTC

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Brilliant

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Good laugh, I just wonder how many men have been caught like that. Oh it would be nice to know. Berwick xx

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Had to read it twice to get the joke then read it again so I could laugh some more loved it. Now I'm awake and ready to start my day. A big thanks xx

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Very funny. I just read it to my husband who had a snigger.

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Your jokes are hilarious I've made a few people really laugh this morning !!! This was at drop in doing pulmonary rehab much appreciated ,,!!!!

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Brilliant Thankyoux

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:)

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Should have gone to Specsavers!!!

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thanks lol xx

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