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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~HOSPITAL ~~~KOTC~~~~~~~

This is the best one in a long time.

In a hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom,

but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament.

''Sir ''she said '' You may use the ladies room if you promise

not to touch any of the buttons on the wall''.

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there

he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.

Each button was identified by letters

WW, WA,PP and a red one labelled ATR.

Who would know if he touched them?

He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW.

Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.

What a nice feeling , he thought.

Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button.

Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped he pushed the PP button.

A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding

a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure..

The ladies restroom was more than a restroom,

it is a tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure,

he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew

would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes,

he was in a hospital bed,

and a nurse was staring down at him.

''What happened?'' he exclaimed.

''The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.''

''The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover.

Your ' willy ' is under your pillow.




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25 Replies

Haha, I'm still chuckling. Very good one kotc

He wasn't laughing peeg

:) xx

I thought it would make you smile nanaber

Still laughing, going to tell my brother who loves a good joke tommorow. Nannyb xx

Did your brother laugh? nannyb

Couldn't stop laughing, had to slap him, on the back mores the pity Nannyb xxx

I hope he has recovered

He did recover, He's not been down today, lives just up the hill from me. I think he had a session last night. Nannyb xx

Ha ha, good one KOTC. x

I enjoyed it as well casper99

I knew it, but I like how you told it. I like the warm water!!!Ha,ha, ha!

Ho, hol ho! gosh tears come to my eyes!

Have you tried it then? helingmic

Brilliant king, very funny hubby and I had a good laugh for the rest of the day, thanks


Thanks jan, it is nice to have a laugh

Brilliant LOL thank you xx

Lavatorial humour can be good! undine

Brilliant. May I copy for a friend?

Of course you can,anytime Suzy6

HA HA HA , Brilliant, Thanks for that I needed a good laugh.

You're welcome tomc. Keep laughing

Couldn't stop laughing at that one. Very funny!

I will never use the ladies room in hospital Mavary

Wonderful,have the biggest smile on my dial! xxx

Brought tears to my eyes Wendells

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