Woke up in hospital
A battered-up young man awoke in hospital with little recollection as to how he got there.
He explained how he was in a pub, a bit worse for wear, and saw two somewhat large ladies at the bar, talking in strong accents.
"Are you two ladies from Scotland?" he asked.
"It's Wales you twat" came the reply.
So he said "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"... and that's the last thing he could remember!!!!