~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~EINSTEINIUM~~

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................................Einsteinium.~~~~~~~~~~~~~A clean joke for artist23

Albert Einstein used to go to dinners where he was invited to give a speech.

One day on his way to one of those dinners,

he told his chauffeur (who looked exactly like him )

that he was dead tired of giving the same speech,

dinner after dinner.

''Well'' said the chauffeur, ''I've got a good idea. Why don't I give the speech

since I've heard it so many times?''

So Albert's chauffeur gave the speech perfectly and even answered a few questions.

The a professor stood up and asked him a really tough question about anti-matter

which the chauffeur couldn't answer.

''Sir ,the answer to your question is so easy that I'll let my chauffer answer it !''

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