................................Einsteinium.~~~~~~~~~~~~~A clean joke for artist23
Albert Einstein used to go to dinners where he was invited to give a speech.
One day on his way to one of those dinners,
he told his chauffeur (who looked exactly like him )
that he was dead tired of giving the same speech,
dinner after dinner.
''Well'' said the chauffeur, ''I've got a good idea. Why don't I give the speech
since I've heard it so many times?''
So Albert's chauffeur gave the speech perfectly and even answered a few questions.
The a professor stood up and asked him a really tough question about anti-matter
which the chauffeur couldn't answer.
''Sir ,the answer to your question is so easy that I'll let my chauffer answer it !''
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