................................Einsteinium.~~~~~~~~~~~~~A clean joke for artist23

Albert Einstein used to go to dinners where he was invited to give a speech.

One day on his way to one of those dinners,

he told his chauffeur (who looked exactly like him )

that he was dead tired of giving the same speech,

dinner after dinner.

''Well'' said the chauffeur, ''I've got a good idea. Why don't I give the speech

since I've heard it so many times?''

So Albert's chauffeur gave the speech perfectly and even answered a few questions.

The a professor stood up and asked him a really tough question about anti-matter

which the chauffeur couldn't answer.

''Sir ,the answer to your question is so easy that I'll let my chauffer answer it !''


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24 Replies

  • Love it :-)

  • I like the clean ones too, Your Majesty! Very good. :) :)

    Shame about the tag!

  • It was to clean I didn't get it!!!

  • I did it with you in mind Artist23.~~~~Now Einstein became the chauffer , the chauffer became Einstein so therefore the chauffer (being Einstein)answered the questions until he couldn't answer a question so he let the chauffer (Einstein) answer. Get it? Oh I give UP

  • Try tomorrows Artist 23 ,maybe a little bit different for you.

  • hahaha :)ahahahaha:) Janexx

  • I nearly missed it - I like a little bit of smut in good taste. x

  • I will have to see what I can do about your good taste annieseed

  • Thanks, King. Anything for a laugh, but have to be a little circumspective about. Dont want to upset the mods, do we! I am a word doctor as you can see, love using strange words. Sleep tight!

  • Variety is the spice of life ,nice one.Janexx

  • Sunday night at the KOTCium Show

  • Enjoyed - good one Joyce

  • I can see that you like an intelligent joke Joyce

  • Give us more highbrow king so i can pretend to be iintelligent. :-) :-) Alison

  • But you are intelligent Alison Aren't you?

  • I have so missed your jokes since being off air.

  • Catch up time now silversurfer

  • Definition of intelligence . . . What you use when you don't know what to do.

  • nice ,

  • I just don't know what to do stilltruckin !

  • Very clever.

  • Yes.Einstein was a bit like me!! Mavary

  • lol thank you xx

  • That was an intelligent joke undine glad you liked it

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