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................................Einsteinium.~~~~~~~~~~~~~A clean joke for artist23

Albert Einstein used to go to dinners where he was invited to give a speech.

One day on his way to one of those dinners,

he told his chauffeur (who looked exactly like him )

that he was dead tired of giving the same speech,

dinner after dinner.

''Well'' said the chauffeur, ''I've got a good idea. Why don't I give the speech

since I've heard it so many times?''

So Albert's chauffeur gave the speech perfectly and even answered a few questions.

The a professor stood up and asked him a really tough question about anti-matter

which the chauffeur couldn't answer.

''Sir ,the answer to your question is so easy that I'll let my chauffer answer it !''


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Love it :-)

I like the clean ones too, Your Majesty! Very good. :) :)

Shame about the tag!

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It was to clean I didn't get it!!!

I did it with you in mind Artist23.~~~~Now Einstein became the chauffer , the chauffer became Einstein so therefore the chauffer (being Einstein)answered the questions until he couldn't answer a question so he let the chauffer (Einstein) answer. Get it? Oh I give UP

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Try tomorrows Artist 23 ,maybe a little bit different for you.

hahaha :)ahahahaha:) Janexx

I nearly missed it - I like a little bit of smut in good taste. x

I will have to see what I can do about your good taste annieseed

Thanks, King. Anything for a laugh, but have to be a little circumspective about. Dont want to upset the mods, do we! I am a word doctor as you can see, love using strange words. Sleep tight!

Variety is the spice of life ,nice one.Janexx

Sunday night at the KOTCium Show

Enjoyed - good one Joyce

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I can see that you like an intelligent joke Joyce

Give us more highbrow king so i can pretend to be iintelligent. :-) :-) Alison

But you are intelligent Alison Aren't you?

I have so missed your jokes since being off air.

Catch up time now silversurfer

Definition of intelligence . . . What you use when you don't know what to do.

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nice ,

I just don't know what to do stilltruckin !

Very clever.

Yes.Einstein was a bit like me!! Mavary

lol thank you xx

That was an intelligent joke undine glad you liked it

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