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Hi HealthUnlockders~~~~A FIREMAN CAME HOME FROM WORK~~~~~~~HEE HEE

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................A fireman came home from work.

A fireman came home from work one day and told his wife,

''You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire-station.

Bell 1 rings and we all put our jackets on.

Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole.

Bell 3 rings and we're ready to go on the trucks.

From now on, we're going to run this house the same way.

When I say bell 1, I want you to strip naked.

When I say bell 2,I want you to jump into bed.

When I say bell 3, we're going to screw all night.''

The next night the fireman came home from work and yelled

''Bell 1'' and his wife took off her clothes.

''Bell 2'' and his wife jumped into bed.

''Bell 3'' and they began to screw.

After two minutes his wife yelled

''Bell 4 ''

''What's this bell 4?'' the husband asked

'' More hose,'' she replied .''you're nowhere near the fire!''

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Trust a woman !

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sillywitch

ROFLOL

The Witch xxxx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to sillywitch

What can I say, Keep laughing sillywitch

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mahunamoon

OMG lol the mind boggles x

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to mahunamoon

Are you deep in thought mahunamon

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mahunamoon in reply to mahunamoon

nope my brain dont think deep anymore lol x

No dirty jokes please ,I'm British.

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

A very clean fireman!

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glesgajohn

pmsl. fireman full monty lol

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to glesgajohn

YEP !

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thatcham1939

she didn't have a headache then, good one King hubby and I had a good laugh.

jan

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to thatcham1939

No headache this time. I took out shares in Aspirin The wife's always getting headaches

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Mavary

Love it. Where do you find them?

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to Mavary

At the fire station Mavary. Hee HEE

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Hollyhockhattie

I feel really unwell tonight but reading this made me laugh. xx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hollyhockhattie

Hope it helped you sleep well Hollyhockhattie.

I can't sleep feel wheezy and bit of a cough but this has made me laugh!

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

I hope you slept well after a laugh Jeannaanne

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