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ATTORNEY; Are you sexually active?
WITNESS; No, I just lie there.
ATTORNEY; What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS; He said, "Where am I Cathy?"
ATTORNEY; And why did that upset you?;
WITNESS; My name is Susan.
ATTORNEY; Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?;
WITNESS; All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?;
ATTORNEY; All your responses MUST be oral, ok? What school did you go to?
ATTORNEY; Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
ATTORNEY; Did you check for blood pressure?
ATTORNEY; Did you check for breathing?
ATTORNEY; So, then it's possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
ATTORNEY; How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS; Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY; I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS; Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.