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...Working in a pickle factory.

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his 'willy' into the pickle slicer.

His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong

''What's wrong Bill?'' she asked.

''Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my 'willy' into the pickle slicer?''

''Oh Bill ,you didn't?'' ''Yes I did.'' '' My God Bill, what happened?'' '' I got fired. '' ''No Bill ,

I mean what happened with the pickle slicer?''

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''She got fired too.''

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Groannnn!! :-O

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Just imagine! Ouch

Thought and smile provoking!

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Doesn't bear thinking about!

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longlungs

Oh my I really giggled at this KOTC :) Janexx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to longlungs

A good slice of humour Eh?

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junespoon in reply to KingoftheCocktails

Yes, saucy !! X

KOTC the old ones are the best, now you are showing your age about 140 at least. It use to be the bacon slicer and now went up market to the pickle factory. LOL Berwick

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Whose that knocking at!!!

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mahunamoon

Omg lol to think I may have worked there lol x

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to mahunamoon

You are in a pickle,aren't you?

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mahunamoon in reply to KingoftheCocktails

think I was but im ok now lol, retired its safer lol

Very good King :-)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Good TV shows in those far off days.

in reply to KingoftheCocktails

I hadn't heard that one before - obviously FAR too young ;-)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Just a 'pickle' in your mothers eye

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Haha yep ;-)

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letys

I did'nt see that one coming. Been down and out with a kidney infection for the last two weeks needed somthing to put a smile back on my face :)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to letys

Say thanks to Hylda Baker and Jimmy Jewel for that one

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wowsa

I hadn't heard that one before - innocent soul that I am!

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to wowsa

From the 1960's TV

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thatcham1939

Great Humour King, Hubby and I had a good laugh

jan

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to thatcham1939

I bet you both ended up in a right pickle !

Lol

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Bit of a pickle that joke. Pleased it made you laugh

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Mavary

Very good. You led us up the garden path with the pickle slicer or was it all in our minds. I was pickled pink. Ha ha! I remember Hylda Baker very well. I used to immitate her with "dya like ma big earrings. Now I'm showing my age.

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to Mavary

As if I would lead you!!!!!

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poppyval

Well done King, I used to enjoy that programme. Do not think I will eat pickle from now on though. lol

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to poppyval

Maybe a sliced gherkin?

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poppyval in reply to KingoftheCocktails

lol

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