.................My wife on the phone

Last year, we replaced all the windows in our bungalow

with those expensive, double-pane, energy efficient kind.

Today the wife took a call from the contractor that had installed them.

He complained to her that the work had been completed a year ago

and still hadn't been paid for them.

The wife said

''Hellloooo......just because I am married to KOTC

doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.''

So she told him what his fast-talking sales guy told us last year....

....that these windows would pay for themselves in a year.

''Hellloooo? It's been a year so they're paid for,'' she told him

There was only silence at the other end so she finally hung up.

He never called back

I bet he felt an idiot.


Don't you wish you knew someone like my wife ?



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Nice one KOTC, I think that I might try that one. Well done.. Graeme/AKA Berwick

Food for thought EH

:) :) :)

My wife has bought a smile to your face!

Brilliant, King. I would like to meet your wife in the forum. Lets have a social occasion.

You have just about opened a can of worms, ruining my reputation at the same time. Oh dear!!!!!

Not really, we could all sit around you, King, hanging on to all your wise words, wife included. SMILEY

I don't know what to say

Yes you do, King. You keep us all amused and on our toes at this time of year.

Haha very good I like it,Id like to be as quick thinking KOTC. :) Janexx

She doesn't normally think that quick!

Just loved it, and yes annieseed methinks us members should have a coffee mornng to meet the respective other halves what do think king lol Joan x lol

Now,now. I am getting a bit hot under the collar!

I would be all for that! I talk to people and get an idea of their appearance. Know you have blonde hair.

what me blond lol

I like it KOTC wish I had thought of that one myself when the window people keep ringing back

They just don't know when to stop calling

I usually tell the loft insulating chappies "Can you do caravans, then?"

You are awful

You made me smile again . Not much to smile about lately. Keep up with the good work.

Please smile again, again and again

Thank you. That is so nice.!

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