.................My wife on the phone

Last year, we replaced all the windows in our bungalow

with those expensive, double-pane, energy efficient kind.

Today the wife took a call from the contractor that had installed them.

He complained to her that the work had been completed a year ago

and still hadn't been paid for them.

The wife said

''Hellloooo......just because I am married to KOTC

doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.''

So she told him what his fast-talking sales guy told us last year....

....that these windows would pay for themselves in a year.

''Hellloooo? It's been a year so they're paid for,'' she told him

There was only silence at the other end so she finally hung up.

He never called back

I bet he felt an idiot.


Don't you wish you knew someone like my wife ?



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22 Replies

  • Nice one KOTC, I think that I might try that one. Well done.. Graeme/AKA Berwick

  • Food for thought EH

  • :) :) :)

  • My wife has bought a smile to your face!

  • Brilliant, King. I would like to meet your wife in the forum. Lets have a social occasion.

  • You have just about opened a can of worms, ruining my reputation at the same time. Oh dear!!!!!

  • Not really, we could all sit around you, King, hanging on to all your wise words, wife included. SMILEY

  • I don't know what to say

  • Yes you do, King. You keep us all amused and on our toes at this time of year.

  • Haha very good I like it,Id like to be as quick thinking KOTC. :) Janexx

  • She doesn't normally think that quick!

  • Just loved it, and yes annieseed methinks us members should have a coffee mornng to meet the respective other halves what do think king lol Joan x lol

  • Now,now. I am getting a bit hot under the collar!

  • I would be all for that! I talk to people and get an idea of their appearance. Know you have blonde hair.

  • what me blond lol

  • I like it KOTC wish I had thought of that one myself when the window people keep ringing back

  • They just don't know when to stop calling

  • I usually tell the loft insulating chappies "Can you do caravans, then?"

  • You are awful

  • You made me smile again . Not much to smile about lately. Keep up with the good work.

  • Please smile again, again and again

  • Thank you. That is so nice.!

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