My wife and I were lying in bed the other day. My hands were slowly finding their way across her body. I whispered ''I'm gonna make you the happiest woman in the world.'' She whispered back ,''I'll miss you''
How unkind can she be?
When the wife is going out she dresses to kill. I must say she cooks the same way too.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years, then we met each other.
She is a good wife, she always forgives me when she is wrong. Oh dear she is never wrong.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. Would have probably got a shorter sentence.
I bought the wife a lovely new car. She took it out on the first day and phoned me and said the breakdown man said ''There was water in the carburettor. I asked her, ''Where's the car?'' she replied ''In the lake.''
The wife and I never go to bed mad . We stay up and fight.
I haven't really spoken to my wife for eighteen months I don't like to interrupt her.
I was complaining to my mate, ''I had it all-money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman.- and then BAM, it was all gone. '' What happened?'' asked my mate. ''My wife found out.''
I think to myself if I wasn't married, I could go through life thinking I had no faults at all.
I think one of the greatest things about being married to my wife ,is that I can go around the house and say what I Iike . Of course she doesn't pay any attention.
Ah well I've said this before,'' I married Miss Right, I just didn't know her name was Always..''
Life goes on, better the devil you know !!!!!
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