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During a visit to a mental asylum, I asked the manager

"How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?"

"Well", said the director, "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a tea cup and a bucket to the patient and ask them to empty the bathtub"

"Oh, I see, So a normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the tea cup" I replied

"No", said the manager, "A normal person would pull the plug, Do you want a bed near the window?"

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longlungs

Haha CornishBrian can i have an end bed please i used the bucket,and feeling a little crackers today as it happens.Janexx

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CornishBrian

Have you got any cheese to go with your little crackers?

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Lurcherman

A man in a large car pulled over to change his punctured tyre and was being watched by a Mental Institution patient.

As he put the new wheel on he knocked all his wheel nuts down a drain.....

"What am I going to do now?" He cried.

The Patient said "take one stud off of all the other wheels and use those and drive slowly to the next garage where you can buy some more!"

The driver said " why are you in there if you can work that out?"

He said " I'm in here because I'm MAD not stupid!!!"

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to Lurcherman

That would be me.

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helingmic in reply to KingoftheCocktails

Mad people are not idiots, I know I'm not!!!

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to helingmic

Join the club

no didn't work for me,

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KingoftheCocktails

I bagged the window, a long time ago !

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appyalison

Room with a view, please. :-) :-) Alison

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CornishBrian in reply to appyalison

You are booked in...welcome.

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