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My grannies been telling me about her new boyfriends.......Well I mean ,at her age!.KOTC

...............................My grannies new boyfriends

This is what she told me.....................

I am seeing 5 gentlemen(give or take ) everyday.

As soon as I wake up, WILL POWER helps me get out of bed.

Then I go to the little room to see JOHN

Then ARTHUR RITIS shows up & stays the rest of the day.

He doesn't like to stay in one place very long so he takes me from joint to joint'

After such a busy day, I'm really tired & very glad to go to bed with EARL GREY.

What a life!

Oh yes, I'm also flirting with AL ZYMER

or whatever his name is. I forget !

and I'm thinking of calling JACK DANIELS, JIM BEAM, or JOHNNIE WALKER

to come over and keep me company.


Then she said to me

Now remember.

Life is like a roll of toilet paper.............the closer it gets to the end,

the faster it goes

So have fun, 'think good thoughts' only,

learn to laugh at yourself, and 'count your blessings'!!!



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I don't know ALL of her gentleman friends, but it seems some of them are quite free with their favours, as Will, John and Earl are regulars in my life too!


Those guys get around a bit


What can I say KOTC well done he he Berwick


What can I say KOTC well done he he Berwick


Thank you berwick


Haha its good to share ,busy little chappies they are indeed especially old Will Power at the moment,he must be knacked!How funny, many smiles this morning love it good on yer cobber thats the way we like it KOTC.Hows the snuffles going today ?keep well keep smiling. :) Janexx


Snuffles have been sniffles today. WILL POWER has the power to do it!


Too true about a roll of toilet paper.


Damned annoying isn't it


Hi king, well, the problem is Will Power has a habit of letting you down, John has the whiff of something dodgy about him, Arthur is a right pain, Jack and Johnnie are a major headache, Al is eminently forgetable but Earl, now you're talking. Just sit back, drink in his essence and re l a x ... mmmmmmmm! :-) :-) Alison

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