...............................My grannies new boyfriends
This is what she told me.....................
I am seeing 5 gentlemen(give or take ) everyday.
As soon as I wake up, WILL POWER helps me get out of bed.
Then I go to the little room to see JOHN
Then ARTHUR RITIS shows up & stays the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long so he takes me from joint to joint'
After such a busy day, I'm really tired & very glad to go to bed with EARL GREY.
What a life!
Oh yes, I'm also flirting with AL ZYMER
or whatever his name is. I forget !
and I'm thinking of calling JACK DANIELS, JIM BEAM, or JOHNNIE WALKER
to come over and keep me company.
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Then she said to me
Now remember.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper.............the closer it gets to the end,
the faster it goes
So have fun, 'think good thoughts' only,
learn to laugh at yourself, and 'count your blessings'!!!
KOTC
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