.................If you don't laugh at this one, well!
A fire fighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a
little girl nearby in a little red fire engine with little ladders hung off the sides
and a garden hose in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.
The fire engine was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look
''That sure is a nice fire truck,'' the firefighter said with admiration.
''Thanks the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer.
The girl had tied the fire engine to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
'' Little friend'' the firefighter said, ''I don't want to tell you how to run your fire engine,
but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.''
The little girl replied thoughtfully,
''You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'
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