A PARTICULARLY HARD QUESTION................Hee HEE

[KingoftheCocktails]

............................ A Particularly HARD Question.

A nun dies and goes to heaven.

St Peter says to her, ''I'm sure you've led a virtuous life. Sister, but before I can let you into heaven, you must answer one question. What'' asks St Peter, ''were Eve's first words when she saw Adam?''

''Boy'' says the nun,'' that's a hard one.''

''That's right ! ''says St Peter, and the pearly gates open wide.

KOTC

[casper99]

Lol. Good one KOTC. Keep 'em coming. xxx

Casper.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to casper99]

Sometimes it's HARD to know what to post! Hee Hee casper99

[Hidden]

Love this forum nowadays and the jokes are all part of it.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

It is a pleasure to be on the site nowadays annieseed

[longlungs]

KOTC and its not even midnight lol Janexx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to longlungs]

It's always hard before midnight Jane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hollyhockhattie in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

Too much information KOTC

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hollyhockhattie]

Oh dear what have I said! Hollyhockhattie

[longlungs]

oh i say KOTC what ever next you little tinker youve made me feel quite unnecessary! Janexx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to longlungs]

You are very necessary to this little tinker Jane

[longlungs in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

Doohhh ibet you say that to all the girls! badboy,badboy you is a badboy!!! lol Janexx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to longlungs]

BAD is GOOD !!!

[appyalison]

Hang on king, it is not 7 o'clock... Alison

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to appyalison]

It is gone seven now, here were you. Alison?

[appyalison in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

Where was I? I'll have you know I sat there on the settee, Ralph in the kitchen, husband at work, Chloe watching a DVD upstairs and waited ... i've been stood up! Alison

[Tamara70]

Keep them coming! KOTC.

Tamara

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Tamara70]

Hard and fast Tamara70

[meike]

That's my tonic for today x

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to meike]

A hard tonic to swallow meike

[appyalison in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

I understand it's OK if you have a vodka chaser!

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to appyalison]

Say around seven o'clock for a chase around !

[appyalison in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

You're all talk. It's gone 7. Mmmmmmm ... can't wait any longer. Cuppa tea, darling, you never let me down. Alison

[nanaber]

O King I wish my memory was good I can never remember the jokes when I'm with my friends, I wish I could then I would be the life and soul of the party. xx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to nanaber]

I bet you are anyway with your personality.

[nanaber]

Flattery will get you everywhere kind sir xx