Did I tell you about my marriage...........SO SAD.........KOTC

..................................My Marriage

I am a typical macho man and I married a good-looking girl.

After the wedding I laid down the following rules (start as I meant to go on)

''I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what ever time I want------

and I don't expect any hassle from you.

I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you I won't be home for dinner.

I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card playing with my old mates, and don't you give me a hard time about it.

Those are my rules. Any comments?''

Well! You could have knocked me down with a feather, do you know what she said ?

''No ,That's fine with me.

Just understand that there will be sex

here at seven o'clock every night...

wether you are here or not.''

SO SAD

KOTC

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  • Why 7 pm? The BBC One Show is on then. But enjoyed this joke.

  • For you annieseed it will be 8pm

  • Excuse me - The Archers is on just after 7 !!!!!!

  • You can do the same with sex as with the Archers....save it up to Sunday morning and have an omnibus.

  • Ah, but will you be home Cornish Brian?

  • Sorry but the Archers is located in England, not Cornwall. Borcetshire, I believe.

  • thought the archers were in London under the bridges,

  • Might be but I always thought they were filled with "ferty fousand fevers on a french frushes froat".

  • hope the missus is still sane

  • 8 pm OK for you gidge as well

  • Hang on a minute - both of us at 8???What a man !

  • Different nights! Gidge

  • Oh - only once a week then ?

  • You better ask my wife, she knows it all

  • Aha ! I knew we'd get to the truth of this eventually.........

  • What a great lady :) shes got your number!, oh how we laughed.Janexx

  • Great Lady !Huh. I'll let you know some more about her one day Jane

  • Very reasonable terms. Think yourself lucky king. :-) :-) Alison

  • Luck doesn't enter into it. Someday I'm going to write the !!!!!!! Alison

  • what a woman! Give her a gold medal.

  • Give her a shovel more like mustcarryon !

  • She's got your card marked! Lol

  • No chance of that Mocary

  • What is sex?????????

  • Before seven berwick

  • Berwick -I have always wondered what sex was. Husband is away this weekend having a break, so feel free to explain.

  • tough question that,whats the prize

  • I'll give the prize. No one on this site will have the correct type of mind to be able to give the correct answer carrotts

  • I always thought it was for putting coal or tatties in. he he

  • No ,wrong. It is for doing what you do when lying on what you put the coal or tatties in.

    Hee HEE

    KOTC

  • Not openly annieseed ,maybe in a PM. We don't want to go leading the nice ladies astray

  • AND what do you think I am not one of the naaaice ladies.

  • Not at all annieseed. I do not want for you to lose being a nice lady. But having reread the question it would appear that neither Berwick or yourself knows the answer to it anyway

    KOTC

  • it depends on which part of the country you come from in scotland you always put you tatties in the sack. What we lie on is a bed he he he

  • We get into the sack for ?????????

  • easy,socks,

  • NO

  • Met your match King? Hehe! xxx

  • Do you really think so Wendells ?

  • Lets check, Wendells, shall we, with King.

  • And the answer is?annieseed

  • hat gave me a laugh heheheh :) good on her :)

  • Good on her, that's not what I would say nanaber

  • great 1 kotc

  • The truth is always great bubbles37.But in this case ,I beg to differ

  • aw well nice 2 c a woman getting her own back wish I was that clever.

  • I only ever see her back!

  • that's a good thing, glad I don't have that problem (only with cats & parrot)

  • No problem for me, I prefer to look at her back!!!!!

  • Good for her, you,ll be to knackered after 7PM, so make no plans

    jan

  • Ah well, eases the workload, and boy is she hard work jan

  • This has been hilarious to read. Thank you everyone. BRILLIANT! :-) :-) Alison

  • Thank you Alison. Isn't it nice that we can all be happy together.

  • so it is,

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