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Did I tell you about my marriage...........SO SAD.........KOTC

..................................My Marriage

I am a typical macho man and I married a good-looking girl.

After the wedding I laid down the following rules (start as I meant to go on)

''I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what ever time I want------

and I don't expect any hassle from you.

I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you I won't be home for dinner.

I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card playing with my old mates, and don't you give me a hard time about it.

Those are my rules. Any comments?''

Well! You could have knocked me down with a feather, do you know what she said ?

''No ,That's fine with me.

Just understand that there will be sex

here at seven o'clock every night...

wether you are here or not.''

SO SAD

KOTC

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Why 7 pm? The BBC One Show is on then. But enjoyed this joke.

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For you annieseed it will be 8pm

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Excuse me - The Archers is on just after 7 !!!!!!

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You can do the same with sex as with the Archers....save it up to Sunday morning and have an omnibus.

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Ah, but will you be home Cornish Brian?

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Sorry but the Archers is located in England, not Cornwall. Borcetshire, I believe.

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thought the archers were in London under the bridges,

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Might be but I always thought they were filled with "ferty fousand fevers on a french frushes froat".

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hope the missus is still sane

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8 pm OK for you gidge as well

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Hang on a minute - both of us at 8???What a man !

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Different nights! Gidge

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Oh - only once a week then ?

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You better ask my wife, she knows it all

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Aha ! I knew we'd get to the truth of this eventually.........

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What a great lady :) shes got your number!, oh how we laughed.Janexx

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Great Lady !Huh. I'll let you know some more about her one day Jane

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Very reasonable terms. Think yourself lucky king. :-) :-) Alison

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Luck doesn't enter into it. Someday I'm going to write the !!!!!!! Alison

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what a woman! Give her a gold medal.

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Give her a shovel more like mustcarryon !

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She's got your card marked! Lol

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No chance of that Mocary

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What is sex?????????

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Before seven berwick

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Berwick -I have always wondered what sex was. Husband is away this weekend having a break, so feel free to explain.

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tough question that,whats the prize

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I'll give the prize. No one on this site will have the correct type of mind to be able to give the correct answer carrotts

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I always thought it was for putting coal or tatties in. he he

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No ,wrong. It is for doing what you do when lying on what you put the coal or tatties in.

Hee HEE

KOTC

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Not openly annieseed ,maybe in a PM. We don't want to go leading the nice ladies astray

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AND what do you think I am not one of the naaaice ladies.

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Not at all annieseed. I do not want for you to lose being a nice lady. But having reread the question it would appear that neither Berwick or yourself knows the answer to it anyway

KOTC

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it depends on which part of the country you come from in scotland you always put you tatties in the sack. What we lie on is a bed he he he

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We get into the sack for ?????????

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easy,socks,

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NO

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Met your match King? Hehe! xxx

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Do you really think so Wendells ?

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Lets check, Wendells, shall we, with King.

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And the answer is?annieseed

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hat gave me a laugh heheheh :) good on her :)

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Good on her, that's not what I would say nanaber

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great 1 kotc

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The truth is always great bubbles37.But in this case ,I beg to differ

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aw well nice 2 c a woman getting her own back wish I was that clever.

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I only ever see her back!

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that's a good thing, glad I don't have that problem (only with cats & parrot)

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No problem for me, I prefer to look at her back!!!!!

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Good for her, you,ll be to knackered after 7PM, so make no plans

jan

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Ah well, eases the workload, and boy is she hard work jan

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This has been hilarious to read. Thank you everyone. BRILLIANT! :-) :-) Alison

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Thank you Alison. Isn't it nice that we can all be happy together.

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so it is,

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