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At a crowded bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt.

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more.

This happened for the second time and third time.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be good Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends."

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Haha very good :) x

hi Annie i loved it so funny laughed my little socks off cheers. :) Janexx

Good one Annie. x

your better than me Annie, well done xxx

that was really good Annie (it reminded me of a real situation I was in a few years back) possibly the most embarassing moment of my life :O

Oh really annieseed you zipped that one in.


That joke is brilliant.

Welcome, hypercat. Anything to make me chortle. xxx

Thank you for that Annie, it made me laugh. :-) :-) Aluson

Thank you Annie it certainly made me chortle :)

Brilliant! Thank you for the giggle :-)

Loved it Annie! M


That was soo funny. xxx

Excellent Annie, well done! Love, Carole xx

King - I have just been sent such a wicked joke. So tempted to send it but I might upset the purists and especially the moderator. What do you think. Then if I send it, I can say its your fault!! SMILEY

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