..................I went out for a drink.....KOTC

.................................My State of Art Watch

I walked into my local( 'The Nags Head' how appropriate! )

and took a seat next to a very attractive young lady.

I gave her a quick glance then casually looked at my watch for a moment.

The young lady noticed this and asked me ''Is your date running late?''

''No'' I told her, ''I just got this state of the art watch. and I was just testing it..''

The intrigued young lady asked me, ''A state of the art watch ?''

What's so special about it?''

I had to explain to her that ''It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.''

She said, ''What is it telling you now?''

''Well it says you're not wearing any panties.''

She giggled and replied,' 'Well it must be broken, because I am wearing panties!''

I smiled, tapped my watch and said to her

''B----y things an hour fast!''

KOTC

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Ha ha ha, he he he, ho ho ho. How naughty, king. What did you do in that hour .........? Shshsh, I won't tell if you don't ... :-) :-) Alison

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I >@P}:)&%$£@'s Alison

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good one king

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Time goes by Eh? music

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Very good had a little chuckle

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Only a little chuckle! chellshock

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Naughty one! can we have some more please! :D XXX

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All in good time! hufferpuffer

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hiya KOTC I laughed out loud loveit.Janexx

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That's what I like to hear longlungs

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Cheeky! :)

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CHEEKY from ear to ear Toci

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Naughty naughty!

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But oh so nice Mocarey

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tut tut hahahahahahaha

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Yep mahunamoon

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lol KingoftheCocktails lol

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1 of the best ive heard in a while

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The best is yet to come! bubbles37

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kotc I really wish u could b up on the stage so millions more people could enjoy ur jokes ur 1 of the best!

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Very clever! Good to have a laugh from you again,xxx

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More to come Wendells

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