.................................My State of Art Watch
I walked into my local( 'The Nags Head' how appropriate! )
and took a seat next to a very attractive young lady.
I gave her a quick glance then casually looked at my watch for a moment.
The young lady noticed this and asked me ''Is your date running late?''
''No'' I told her, ''I just got this state of the art watch. and I was just testing it..''
The intrigued young lady asked me, ''A state of the art watch ?''
What's so special about it?''
I had to explain to her that ''It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.''
She said, ''What is it telling you now?''
''Well it says you're not wearing any panties.''
She giggled and replied,' 'Well it must be broken, because I am wearing panties!''
I smiled, tapped my watch and said to her
''B----y things an hour fast!''
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