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so thought i'd cheer myself up, with this :-

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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And this :-

The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.

He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."

The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."

He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"

The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"

He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"

"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."

Just a bit of light humour folks.

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appyalison

Very funny bcrogers. :-) :-) Alison

Good uns,very funny :)

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richardcrossroads

A1 humour good I enjoyed it thanks

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Mocarey

Good ones! M

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Toci

:) :)

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KingoftheCocktails

A bit of light humour, but true in my case

KOTC

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bubbles37

both good wish it could b laugh a day instead of just fri

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