Working in a Chemists Shop !...................Hee HEE

[KingoftheCocktails]

.....................................................Working in a chemists shop !

A young girl started work in the village chemist shop,

She was very shy about selling condoms to the public.

The owner was going on holiday for a couple of days and asked if she would be

willing to run the shop on her own. She had to confide in him her worries

about selling the contraceptives.

''Look'' he said ''My regular customers don't ask for condoms, they'll ask for a 310 (small)

a 320 (medium) or a 330 large. The word condom won't even be used.''

The first day was fine but on the second day a big guy comes into the shop, put out his hand

and said ''350''.The girl panicked. She phoned the owner on his mobile and told him of her predicament.

''Go back into the shop and check if he has a yellow bucket between his legs '' her boss told her.

She peeped through the door and saw the yellow bucket hanging between his legs. ''Yes'' she said

''He's got one hanging there !''

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Have you any experiences in shops either working or as a customer?

The boss said'' Go back in and give him £3.50. he's the window cleaner!''

KOTC

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[Is4bell4]

lol NAUGHTY boy . .

xx Ros xx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Is4bell4]

A bit naughty for KOTC Ros

[Mocarey]

Another good one. M

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Mocarey]

A bucket load of laughs!! Mocarey

[Hidden]

Wicked!!!!

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

YEP annieseed

[undine]

Very good and Mum thought so too - and yes our dirty minds were off in another direction ha, ha, xx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to undine]

I will be mindful of that ! undine

[silversurfer]

That is really funny I am looking forward to laughing again. Thank you for your welcome message.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to silversurfer]

You will be laughing and smiling silversurfer, Please have a look at todays sweetheart song memory

KOTC

[appyalison]

Ooooooooo, king, thought I was on to something for a moment... Alison

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to appyalison]

How wrong can you be Alison!!!!!!!!!!

[thatcham1939]

naughty boy King but good I liked it

jan

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to thatcham1939]

Me naughty, never. I lead by example ! jan

[Hidden]

Wasn't sure where that was ending up!lol.Good one xxx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

You must not let your imagination run away with you Wendells !