A middle age couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones.
The wife, being a romantic at heart ,decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted:
If you are sleeping ,send me your dreams.
If you are laughing send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying send me your tears.
I love you.
Isn't that sweet and romantic?
The husband texted back:
I'm on the toilet. Please advise
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