ROMANCE................HEE Hee............KOTC

[KingoftheCocktails]

...........................................ROMANCE

A middle age couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones.

The wife, being a romantic at heart ,decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted:

If you are sleeping ,send me your dreams.

If you are laughing send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying send me your tears.

I love you.

Isn't that sweet and romantic?

The husband texted back:

I'm on the toilet. Please advise

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[Toci]

Oh, dear! Nearly choked on my wine. Very funny. x

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Toci]

I hope you didn't waist any . I have loads of grapes growing this year but I don't know how to crush them to turn them into wine? Toci Any sugestions ?

[Toci in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

Oh, no! I only drink it. If I thought about how the grapes were crushed it would put me right off!

[appyalison]

Must show this to Marty when he comes to bed. Thank you king. Brilliant as ever. Alison

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to appyalison]

Hope he goes to sleep with a smile on his face Alison. Oh what have I said!

[appyalison in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

No need to worry, king, Martyn ALWAYS goes to sleep with a smile on his face! Alison

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to appyalison]

Lucky Martyn Eh Alison?

[appyalison in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

Too right, king hahaha. Alison

[Mocarey]

OMG That was brilliant. I really need to come on here first thing in the morning for my daily dose of humour. What a fab start to the day! Thank you KOTC!

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Mocarey]

Brings the sunshine out!

[appyalison in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

Put it away before it gets sunburnt, king. Alison

[Hidden]

Lovely way to end my day! xxx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

Something to go to sleep on eh?

[jabber]

Enjoyed that one King. Still chuckling now. Loved the romance - but trust a man to spoil the mood!

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to jabber]

I wonder what the wife texted back to him Jabber

[appyalison in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

Wash your hands and put the seat down!

[undine]

LOL thanks xx