ROMANCE................HEE Hee............KOTC


A middle age couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones.

The wife, being a romantic at heart ,decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted:

If you are sleeping ,send me your dreams.

If you are laughing send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying send me your tears.

I love you.

Isn't that sweet and romantic?

The husband texted back:

I'm on the toilet. Please advise



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17 Replies

  • Oh, dear! Nearly choked on my wine. Very funny. x

  • I hope you didn't waist any . I have loads of grapes growing this year but I don't know how to crush them to turn them into wine? Toci Any sugestions ?

  • Oh, no! I only drink it. If I thought about how the grapes were crushed it would put me right off! :p

  • Must show this to Marty when he comes to bed. Thank you king. Brilliant as ever. :-) :-) Alison

  • Hope he goes to sleep with a smile on his face Alison. Oh what have I said!

  • No need to worry, king, Martyn ALWAYS goes to sleep with a smile on his face! :-) :-) Alison

  • Lucky Martyn Eh Alison?

  • Too right, king hahaha. :-) :-) Alison

  • OMG That was brilliant. I really need to come on here first thing in the morning for my daily dose of humour. What a fab start to the day! Thank you KOTC!

  • Brings the sunshine out!

  • Put it away before it gets sunburnt, king. :-) :-) Alison

  • Lovely way to end my day! xxx

  • Something to go to sleep on eh?

  • Enjoyed that one King. Still chuckling now. Loved the romance - but trust a man to spoil the mood! :-)

  • I wonder what the wife texted back to him Jabber

  • Wash your hands and put the seat down! :-) :-)

  • LOL thanks xx

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