................................This is priceless!
In parochial schools students are taught that lying is a sin.
However instructors also advised that using a little imagination was OK
to express the Truth differently without lying.
Below is a perfect example of those teachings.
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.....................GETTING A HAIRDRYER THROUGH CUSTOMS
An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her
''May I ask you a favour?''
''Of course child, ''What may I do for you?''
''Well I bought my mother an expensive hairdryer for her birthday
it is unopened but well over the customs limit and I'm afraid they they'll confiscate it.
Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me?
Hide it under your robes perhaps.?''
''I would love to help you dear, but I must warn you ,I will not lie.''
''With your honest face father ,no one will question you.''
When they got to customs she let the priest go first.
The official asked ''Father, do you have anything to declare?''
''From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare.''
The official thought this answer strange ,so asked
''And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?''
''I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman,.
but which to date is unused.''
Roaring with laughter, the official said, ''Go ahead Father. Next please.''
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