THIS IS PRICELESS......Take ten, feet up.............THIS IS PRICELLEESS

................................This is priceless!

In parochial schools students are taught that lying is a sin.

However instructors also advised that using a little imagination was OK

to express the Truth differently without lying.

Below is a perfect example of those teachings.



An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her

''May I ask you a favour?''

''Of course child, ''What may I do for you?''

''Well I bought my mother an expensive hairdryer for her birthday

it is unopened but well over the customs limit and I'm afraid they they'll confiscate it.

Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me?

Hide it under your robes perhaps.?''

''I would love to help you dear, but I must warn you ,I will not lie.''

''With your honest face father ,no one will question you.''

When they got to customs she let the priest go first.

The official asked ''Father, do you have anything to declare?''

''From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare.''

The official thought this answer strange ,so asked

''And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?''

''I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman,.

but which to date is unused.''

Roaring with laughter, the official said, ''Go ahead Father. Next please.''


What did you sneak through customs ? Shake, shake, sweat, sweat!



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21 Replies

  • Brilliant king. You clever king you. :-) :-) Alison

  • Blew you away Eh? Alison

  • naughty but funny :)

  • Me naughty, oh dear! Hollyhockhattie

  • a lovely bit of light relief for first thing in the morning. I hope the rest of the day carries on as well. Thank you kotc.

  • We will finish your day with another nice one ltys

  • Very funny xx

  • More laughs to come TADAW

  • That is fantastic

  • I liked it a well dhio

  • Wish I could find them as funny, brilliant

  • Yours are pretty good bibajjanaka

  • One of the best!! xxx

  • I will try to keep to my best standard Wendells

  • A Great smile to start my day :)

  • Keep the smile all the time ptliverpool

  • I like it!

  • wowsa it made me really laugh.

  • they just get better & better kotc, ur a genius, nearly choked laughing at that 1

  • That one was full of hot air blowing bubbles37

  • Excellent thank you - Mum thanks you too xx

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